Friday, December 21, 2007

Space Tile Hopper 2

I really need to think of a new title.

I'm kinda worried about STH2 at the moment. Every so often, upon opening the file, TGF will freeze, or start to run very slowly for no apparent reason. Every time I open TGF, it asks if I want to recover a version of the game from much earlier in development. And things aren't helped by the fact that my home key fell out, and while I tried to replace it, my laptop display flipped 180 degrees for no apparent reason. I must have accidentally pressed a key combination.

STH2 is also proving quite hard to develop, using a step based system, but also including animation. I'm quite pleased with the end result, though. 2.5d!

Screen :

The perspective's pretty impressive, especially as TGF1 only lets you move objects to the front and back. I'm just thankful I didn't make it isometric.

I've also got some ambient music from mark and edgen over at I didn't make it. My music doesn't have the kind of feel I wanted.

I might be having one of my friends do level design. Yay! Level design is always the tedious bit.

Look out for STH2 over the next few months, years, decades...

Monday, November 05, 2007

So, how did Dot-Maze-Ultra go?

Well, Reflexive still haven't replied. Which is annoying.

RealArcade declined. They complained about several things. They didn't like the 'bland' gameplay. Which is a fair enough thing, provided you actually mean something by it.
They also, rather interestingly, complained about 'a lack of storyline'. Then they reamed off statistics about '80% of our users are female' that are already plastered all over their website. You can't just throw statistics at me and call it a review. It was only about a paragraph long.
Hear this, RealArcade, I submitted the game as an 'alpha'. It's not a finished game. It's not supposed to have a story. It's not supposed to have super-awesome graphics. And it's not supposed to 'resonate'.

I guess their reviewers missed all of the mindless Zuma clones and match 3 games.

I'll leave you with this quote. I swear to god this is what they said.

"In playing the game we found it to be to centered on logic and our users are 80% female"

I guess female users just won't understand logic, huh. They're not the only ones.

Sunday, October 28, 2007


It's on the great games experiment, too, as well as EGP.

Here's a badge. Go download it!

Great Games Experiment

Thursday, October 25, 2007

N-n-n-nnn... No.

Blogger fails. Completely. It tells me there's a problem with the XML in the custom template I want to upload.


"Tag is not allowed"

It made all of this a link, for no reason. Then it said there was a problem in the HTML of something that I didn't tell to be a link.

It does this every time i copy and paste anything.

I swear, one day, as soon as I can be bothered to install wordpress.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Dot maze ULTRA

It's not just regular dot maze... not just Next-Gen. ULTRA. ULTRA. It's the cooler dot maze. It's the super-polished Dot-Maze, with shiny bits. With another implementation of that velocity physics engine - coded from scratch. The dot is shiny. The logo is shiny, and the menu buttons light up when you mouse over them.

This is going to be ONE AWESOME GAME.

I'm also doing quite well with Jovinez. Hey, I haven't seen a game where you have to push a block and redirect a lazer for waaay to long. The world needs more of those.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

New fat planet now out!

It's 0.19 and it's a major improvement from 0.14, with shaded graphics, new music (IN MP3 FORMAT, WOO HOO!) Plenty of bugfixes and new features. Kudos to pistonsoft for their excellent MP3 conversion software. Now how the hell do I stop this link? Thank you blogger. I hate you blogger.

EDIT : I stopped the link by using the little eraser tool. I'm thinking of trying to implement a CMS on my website, blogger seems to have an awful number of little quirks these days.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! What I meant to say was :

I'm thinking of trying to implement a CMS on my website, blogger seems to have an awful number of little quirks these days.

Ya know what, it does. Google, why don't you make blogger Opera Compatible? (aka : not crap)

Thursday, August 16, 2007


As well as some cool new graphics, the next version of fat planet wall also contain... (drumroll)

A (very basic) velocity based physics engine
Shading, oh yeah!
Slower gameplay (fatty ran too fast)
MOAR music!
Coin blocks, re-made coin block engine.
Dirt Blocks
Many small bugfixes

Now that I have this engine, I intend to go completely nuts with it.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

New site, new FTP software...


And it's a biggie, too. It's the alpha of Fat Planet, complete with all of the music composed so far, and an entire level! Please report bugs to me.

The new site design is called Aqua and was designed by Wink Hosting. It looks wonderful, and it's easy to edit, too. The brix balistix engine is up there too (woo!) and it's free to use with my permission!

With dreams officially canned, and many games scrapped, I thought I should begin work on a new game, a fiendish logic puzzler currently named 'Jovinez', and it serves as a showcase for cool graphical effects, as well as an excellent game!

For the last two summer holidays, I've brought you a new DotMaze game, so keep your eyes peeled. Not to say there'll be one, but there might.

Saturday, June 30, 2007

I'm not procrastinating

I'm giving fat planet time. I want to make sure the engine is just right before I rush off and make levels. I still need to implement coin blocks. Meh, i'll do it later.

I've been thinking recently... how about a brain training game that leans itself to being experimental? One like wii fitness, that you test yourself on every day? I'll mull on it some more.

I had an air-hockey experimental game in the works, but I quit about halfway through. I didn't think it was working.

I finally got MAME working on my computer, so I might try my hand at some old-school arcade remakes.

I'm still picking designs for sparksoft. Several have caught my eye, and I think I have a winner.

Stretchmyson has expired. I'm not going to renew it, it sucked.

Saturday, May 05, 2007


The EGP pack 2 is nearly complete. The last game to be added, titled Supercrazygonuts, is a strange cross between Geometry wars, Asteroids, Spheres of Chaos, Neon, Veck, and many more. It's built on the Omiton Ball engine, and I can say I think it's going to be great. The whole game is styled with state of the art vector-ish graphics in glorious 2 colours. Like fat planet, and possibly most future Spark Software games, all the music has been composed by me.

More to come...

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Work on Fat Planet IS continuing

Yes, I know there hasn't been much news recently, but I've been busy working major bugs out of the engine and... composing music? Yep. Fat Planet will feature midi music, all (hopefully) created by me, and It's sounding pretty good so far.

Also, I've finished 6 experimental games (two that I will not be uploading) and Smart.Fun vol 2 is completed and features an impressive 27 toys to play around with, including full support for smart boards (duh) as well as ordinary computers. I'm also uncovering a new project today... dreams. It's a game about... well, dreams. It's a Wario Ware game like Christmas Minigame Extravaganza, only not so rushed like that one was. Here's tasters of both Fat Planet and Dreams.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007 site design?

Yes, a new site design^_^ It's not ready yet, i'm trying to get it to work with frames or tables, so i can update it without changing the graphics, it's hard, I don't know any decent web design programs. Visually, it's about finished. Looky! Smart-fun vol 2 is about 99% done, but i'm waiting for a bit till I upload, so I can upload it together with ExperimentalGamesPack 2.